return my video game
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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