sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Come on in and take your pants off
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