There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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