What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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