I'm drive I can fine osifer
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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