I cockslap morals
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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