But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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