Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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