and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think I sprained my soul last night
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
