we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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