Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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