ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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