Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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