That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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