Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize
