Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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