i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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