D3 body, D1 cock
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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