Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It's not a walk of shame if you run
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize