Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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