Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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