happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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