You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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