I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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