Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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