Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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