playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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