Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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