did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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