Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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