i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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