just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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