; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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