Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
