never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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