I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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