So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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