so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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