You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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