you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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