My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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