It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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