I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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