The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's shark week go big or go home
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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