i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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