my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
