In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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