so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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