the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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