i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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