she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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