You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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