ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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