I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Two words: nipple clamps
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