Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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